michellegajkowski: stuffhipstershate: Flip-Flops Are you about to take a shower in a college dorm? No? Then taking those fucking things off. (Photo) guys wearing flip flops don’t stand a chance when trying to garner my attention… perhaps this is why i am still single, but i stand by my rule… lazy/ unimaginative shoes = lazy/ unimaginative man note- they are perfectly ok to wear at beach or pool situations You’re kidding me with this, right? I never get into Tumblr conversations, and I hardly ever talk about myself in any sort of positive way, but I’m a really creative, intelligent, and imaginative dude… and I wear flip flops. I guess now wouldn’t be the best time to highlight my rule about girls that wear high heels. Ladies wearing high heels don’t stand a chance when trying to garner my attention. The higher the heel, the more promiscuous the girl. I’m being sarcastic, but I think you get my point.

michellegajkowski:

stuffhipstershate:

Flip-Flops

Are you about to take a shower in a college dorm? No? Then taking those fucking things off.

(Photo)

guys wearing flip flops don’t stand a chance when trying to garner my attention… perhaps this is why i am still single, but i stand by my rule…

lazy/ unimaginative shoes = lazy/ unimaginative man

note- they are perfectly ok to wear at beach or pool situations

You’re kidding me with this, right?

I never get into Tumblr conversations, and I hardly ever talk about myself in any sort of positive way, but I’m a really creative, intelligent, and imaginative dude… and I wear flip flops.

I guess now wouldn’t be the best time to highlight my rule about girls that wear high heels. Ladies wearing high heels don’t stand a chance when trying to garner my attention. The higher the heel, the more promiscuous the girl.

I’m being sarcastic, but I think you get my point.

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    Flip flops are a staple here in San Diego… pretty much everyone wears them, at all different times of the year. I don’t...
  4. upanddowns reblogged this from imsvsims and added:
    i second this. i wear flip flops all the time. its 100 degrees out and i dont feel like wearing socks, so suck it. also...
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    You’re kidding me with this, right? I never get into Tumblr conversations, and I hardly ever talk about myself in any...
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    guys wearing flip flops don’t stand...chance when trying to garner my attention… perhaps...
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