Every weekday my college emails everyone on campus a list of student submitted announcements; the powers that be call it “The Student Digest.”

This past Tuesday there were two announcements that caught my eye. The first one read:

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Subject: FOUND DOG | From: “Anna”

-Found at The … clubhouse on Friday, September 12, 2008. -Small with mostly black hair. Some tan and white hair on its belly. -Multicolored, woven collar. -Appears well-trained.

If you’ve lost a dog or know someone who has, please give me a call … .

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The very next announcement read:

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Subject: CASH REWARD FOR LOST DOG. | From: “Lilliane”

I am offering a cash reward for information leading  to finding my dog. He’s 7 y/o old ,mixed Chiwawa, mostly black with few shades of brown around his neck and limbs.He wears a blue tag around his neck.He was last seen on Friday , 09/12/08,at 3:30pm, around West … st, near … village.He’s very very friendly and he responds to DRU. Contact me on … . My name is Lilliane … . I will appreciate any information.

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I dunno. I just thought it was funny that these two announcments followed each other. If I had to bet money on it, I’d say the missing dog has been found.

The power of these crazy internets, ech?